Top Ten Signs You're A TeenyBopper

10. You have Justin's face anywhere on your bed.

9. You'd actually risk your life for that arrogant cocky little bastard who really couldn't care less about you.

8. You have an anti-girlfriends site.

7. You have a site on any of their girlfriends.

6. You actually think you can marry the Backstreet Boys.

5. You send hatemail to humor sites.

4. You write back and argue that it's not hatemail.

3. You bring a sign to a concert.

2. You wouldn't know how to punctuate an e-mail if a grammer book came up and smacked you in the ass.

1. You insist you're not a teenybopper.

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