Teen Awards

*No Doubt - I think AJ was hiding under Gwen Stefani's dress.

*Ghotti 13 - ...Who? Do I smell a trans con creation?... maybe not.

*The Backstreet Boys were nominated and didn't bother to show up. Surprise. So that would be.....number 3, is it? Or is it 4?

*One good thing to be said: Mandy Moore is nowhere in sight.

*98 Degrees - Someone should tell Lachey and company that they aren't mexican. He was born in Kentucky, raised in Ohio. Get with the program old man.

*Enrique - I always thought Marc Anthony sang this song. This Latin explosion really threw me off. Cause you know it's so hard to keep track of all 3 of them.

(Tobacco is wacko if you're a teen.)

*Carson Daly is truly a phenomenant of the small screen.

*N Sync - Choice pop group, my ass!! This thing was rigged! I noticed their two overpaid backup singers, that go by the names of Joey and Lance, weren't there.

*Lance and Joey are engaged.

*O-Town - O-Town was there? I must have been in the bathroom.

*The actually pitched Blink 182 against Jessica Simpson? As though she would win......damnit!! She did win.

(Mandy Moore is in a commercial. Excuse me while I go burn all my Neutrogena products.)

*Choice hotties - Justin and Britney. Are you sure the category wasn't - ...........something else? If they had kissed, I would have turned to stone. It was an X-files moment for all the teenys. Now you know how I've been living for the past 6 years!

*OMG!! CHRIS KATTAN WAS NOMINATED!!

*Aaron Carter - AARON!! I must be honest, Aaron is the only reason I bothered to watch this. He looks drunk... and he has the usual Carter attitude. Someone needs to smack him with a stick.

*Jim Carrey is the coolest. "But like, ya know, leave me alone, Britney, cause I'm like too old for you. I'm 17."

(Dr. Pepper. It's what the doctor ordered.)

*BBMak - Joshua Jackson Jr. and company. Probably the most entertaining portion of the entire show...aside from Jim Carrey's exception speech.

*Choice love song - "Where You Are" I hate this song!!! I demand a recount, (supposedly Nick Lachey hasn't had sex in 1 year and 7 months.)

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