These are quotes I've gathered from here and there. Of course, in blue, are my smart ass comments.
BRIAN LITTRELL - "It stinks, and it's hot. I'm scared."
Keep your head out of Nick's armpits then.
HOWIE D - "Not being loved frightens me. I'm a very loving person and for me to give out so much love - and not recieve any in return really scares me."
I bet it scares the person you're trying to love too.
AJ - "When you don't know, grow a fro!"
I guess Justin's been taking his advice.
NICK - "When we recorded the last album, I was going through a...transitional stage. I wasn't impressed with my voice. So I'm really happy with what's come out on this album."
Did that transitional stage happen to be puberty?
AJ - "No one's a virgin, life SCREWS us all"
Speaking of screwing, I'm free tonight. Wanna come over?
BRIAN - "Howie, man, roll over, you're taking all the covers."
.........uh......I'm not even gonna question this.
AJ - "Ok, who's been near my things?!"
This one is funny enough on it's own.
AJ - "I pray to God I get inside a girl's head for one day - "
That's not all you wanna get inside of.
AJ - "Meeting a girl is all about looking across a room and catching a smile."
... Or copping a feel.
AJ - "GOOD GOD IT'S KEVIN!!"
AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AJ - "I think that's me."
Are you sure? It might be me.
BRIAN - "Actually, I have to say that I don't believe in having a sexual relationship outside of marriage."
But I bet you go against that belief anyway, don't you?
BRIAN - "He's gonna be staying with me tonight."
That's not what Howie agreed to. He said Nick was his.
BRIAN - "He called me in my US history class."
The prospect of joining a boyband was so exciting that he couldn't wait two hours til he got out of school.
BRIAN - "I'm married to these guys."
Does Leighanne know about this?
WILLA FORD - "I don't want no one judging me."
Then put on a shirt.
AJ - "All I want you to do is scream obnoxiously for the rest of the show."
Wouldn't he have done that anyway?
AJ - "Love's a sensation, caused by temptation......A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Do
you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?"
Um... I'd like a demonstration. Please.
AJ - "I like Nick's butt."
um......... ok.
AJ - "And when I'm with a girl, I'm totally devoted."
That's not what Marissa said.*cough cough*
AJ - "I do flirt and I do like girls, I'm not going to say I don't."
Of course not. *cough cough*
AJ - "Rok...behave yourself.....we're on national television."
They actually call him Rok?
AJ - "I'm an impulsive person."
No, really? (note the tone of sarcasm)
BRIAN - "After Howie gets out of the bathroom it really smells."
Thanks Brian. I can sleep better tonight knowing that.
NICK - "I want to be crazy forever, even when I'm 80."
Oh yeah, cause he's so crazy now.(note the tone of sarcasm again)
NICK - "Sometimes I shut up because I'm afraid I don't have anything interesting to say."
So that's why he never talks. The rest of those guys are smarter than I thought.
NICK - "I feel all mushed up in these spandex things."
That probably would have been one of those times to shut up.
NICK- "I've never had sex with a fan."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
(probably cause he's too busy having sex with Howie)
NICK - "Me and Howie, we've been on the road a little too long."
Um.... HAHA!!!! I knew it.
NICK - "They strip searched Howie."
And Nick watched.
NICK - "We're sittin' here pickin' our noses. What do you think we're doing?"
Thinking about having sex with Howie?
KEVIN - "We've been together for 6 years but he's my cousin. I've known him my whole life"
No, you've only known him all of HIS life. You're older, dumbass.
KEVIN - "I don't mind being considered a teen idol at all. It's an honor."
Since when in the Backstreet "career" were you a teenager?
KEVIN - "It looks like your thing...you know..your THING...ya, your THING!!"
He saw Nick's "thing"!! I knew it!
AJ - "Except when I'm asleep---Then I'm naked."
AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIAN - "My butt hurts."
Heehee. He's been hanging with Howie and Nick, hasn't he? And Brian was the one I thought WASN'T gay.
BRIAN - "WOW...it's BIG...uh..."
Yeah, that's called a real man.
BRIAN - "Howie's always the first one to walk around and slap you in the face."
With what? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! I crack myself up!!
NICK - "Sometimes good looks come in handy."
But I guess you'll never know.
NICK - "There are lots of temptations when you tour, but we can seperate right from wrong."
Well, then why'd you let AJ wear that horrid shirt? You know which one I'm talking about.
AJ - "The sexiest part of my body would have to be my hands, not because of what they look like, but because of what I do with them."
Would I seem undignified if I asked for a demonstration?
HOWIE - "AJ is the most fun to argue with 'cause he stutters. He goes 'Da da da da don't say that' and he just cracks up! You can always tell when he's saying something that isn't true 'cause he'll stutter."
I love you both.
NICK - "I don't have a girlfriend...all you girls out there- you're my girlfriends!"
Thanks for the offer....I gotta go now. *runs off*
NICK - "Now that's ... that's scary looking right there!"
Um... That's called a mirror, Carter.
AJ - "I know this might sound cheap, but I might take a girl to McDonald's for dinner."
So, what time will you pick me up?
HOWIE - "And we never gave Nick his underwear back."
May I ask why you had Nick's underwear, Howard?
HOWIE - "Did you call my room last night and invite me to a party?"
Yes. And you never showed up. *