AJ - "MY BOOBS!! MY BOOBS!"

HE LOOKS LIKE A SMURF!!! HAHA!!

*rolls on the floor laughing*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*chokes......collapses on floor......dies*

AUGH!! NICK'S HEAD IS DETACHING ITSELF!!

This is by far the scariest group picture I have ever seen in my life.

These costumes really don't look good up close. I mean, when you're sitting in the 214th row and you've got two 10 year old girls head's in the way and you're blinded by lights and those damn dancers are blocking your view, and you've got two girl's sitting behind you screaching in your ear in the highest pitched voices you have ever heard, then it looks really cool, but then when you look at them up close, you realized they're really not that cool and you weren't missing much.

Hey, look it's David Spade!

AJ - "Ew, Nick, you're not supposed to have that out on stage."
NICK - "Is it supposed to be that color?!!"

What a perfect match.

Something about this pic just doesn't wash.....but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Hold on, I'm formulating a joke..........nevermind.

AJ has the Playboy bunny on his shirt... What does that say about AJ?

Look out Double Chin City.

"I've got you, hehee. You're finally mine... wait... you're not Nick!"

And you ask what there is to mock.

Some of these jokes just write themselves.

We got ahold of Howie's "Sweatin' To The Oldies 2" audition.

Only Nick would be that fascinated watching a Chinese chef cut beans.

1) I have a pair of pants just like AJ's.
2) They look homeless.
3) Doesn't AJ have friends to stop him from getting permanent ink put on his neck?

"I feel pretty. Oh so pretty."

This picture is what I like to call hideous.

When AJ does this, it's hot. When Nick does it, it just looks like he ate too many Fritos.