Top Ten Reasons Why Nick Ain't All That Perfect


  1. He got arrested for misbehaving in da club. Odds are that he was drunk. Nuff said.

  2. It has been said that he's a 'chronic masturbator'.

  3. He is known as the Backstreeter who 'farts the most'.

  4. His personal sense of fashion style leaves much to be desired.

  5. It is a fact that he once knocked Howie off the stage and hit a fan in her eye with a stuffed toy.

  6. His vocabulary seems to be rather limited to phrases like : 'no way man!' and 'you know'. Plus, he can't conjugate very well. No kids, that's not a naughty word.

  7. He has a short attention span except when it comes to video games.

  8. He seems to annoy Kevin a hell of alot.

  9. Those earrings.

  10. He tries so hard to be ghetto but he just ain't!


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