Top Ten Reasons I Don't Like MTV


  1. TRL is a setup.

  2. The VMAs are a setup.

  3. They are all biased there! (Except for John Norris)

  4. Carson can be a shithead sometimes.

  5. You can actually see that Kurt Loder doesn't like BSB.

  6. They hardly play new BSB videos.

  7. Did I mention TRL? The only show where you can listen to people scream for everything that come out of Carson's mouth for an hour and a half.

  8. The VMAs get lamer with each passing year.

  9. They play the SAME friggin videos a million and one times!

  10. VH1 has way better shows.




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