Top Ten Things I Would Like To Be


  1. Nick's underwear.

  2. Kevin's bar of soap/body wash/whatever the hell he uses to bathe with

  3. Tyke (I'm sure this dog gets better treatment than most of the population)

  4. Any hair on Howie's head (24/7 pampering... ahh!)

  5. The rain in the Quit Playing Games video

  6. Underage so AJ would like me

  7. The rain in the scene in New Moon where Jacob is shirtless (hey I can't wish to be his shirt because he obviously hates that)

  8. One of their microphones (is it legal what they do to those things while singing? I'm just going on what I've seen in pictures)

  9. A BSB bodyguard (in the literal sense of the word)

  10. Invisible when they're fighting



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