Top Ten Reasons Why Kevin Left BSB
- After enduring Nick's farts for so long, he finally realised that the toxic fumes he had been inhaling were responsible for his slow speech rate and he didn't want to live the rest of his life talking like that
- His eyebrows started thinning out
- The rest of the guys told him they didn't want any more sad piano playing in the new music
- He won his secret crusade to rid the world of Nstink and having done so, his job was finished
- He found out that he and Brian weren't really cousins - in fact, they aren't related at all. After hearing that, there would be nothing for him to say in interviews.
- There's only so much winking that a man can endure. Maybe the others have a higher wink threshold
- The new direction the music went in didn't call for a low voice
- He just couldn't keep up with the new, fast-paced technology e.g. twitter
- His contract was up
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