Top Ten Places Nick's Ghetto Bootay May Have Gone
- On Kim Kardashian
- To the zoo to meet its cousin who resides on the back end of a rhino
- On a solo tour of its own
- It's hiding in a shack on the edge of nowhere feeling sorry for itself and waiting for someone to visit
- Jail - you gotta admit, that thing was barely legal
- Outer space. It's gone back to its home planet to meet its family. His butt was really out of this world.
- Hollywood. If you look really closely, it makes a cameo in Twilight.
- In a frame on the wall of my bedroom
- Rehab
- To his brain! Maybe all the butt fat cells were converted into brain cells... he really doesn't do/say too many stupid things anymore. Pity.