Top Ten Reasons Why Kevin's Eyebrows Scare Me


  1. They are big and shaggy.

  2. I'm sure that at night, they come to life and crawl around, scaring everybody. They probably scare Nick the most. Poor guy - no wonder he has this phobia about gremlins eating his toes off - it was probably Kevin's eyebrows all along!

  3. They look like caterpillars that could crawl right off his face.

  4. He could hide weapons and God knows what else in there.

  5. They're just so damn big! I do not consider this attractive. Some things (like bootays) are better big - eyebrows are not one of them.

  6. They slow him down considerably (this doesn't scare me though, just annoys me)

  7. They remind me of Bert from Sesame Street.

  8. It's just not right to have eyebrows that look like that!

  9. He would look even scarier if he shaved them or tweezed them or whatever.

  10. I think they're put there by aliens who use it as a transmitting device.


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