Top Ten Reasons I Do Not Like Britney and Christina


  1. Can you say 'airheads'?

  2. What about dumb blondes? (Although - who knows if they're really blondes at all?)

  3. They get paid for doing what they do. They get paid ALOT.

  4. Who ever told Britney she could sing?

  5. Did you ever hear Christina sing live? She sounds like crap sometimes! I will acknowledge that she can sing better than Britney by far though.

  6. Dressing like a slut does not equal talent.

  7. How can they move in so much makeup?

  8. Can they really sing in those tight clothes?

  9. They are so fake looking! Especially Christina!

  10. They don't have a single meaningful song to their names.




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