Top Ten Reasons You Know You've Been in The Presence Of A Backstreet Boy


  1. There are eyebrow hairs on your clothes.

  2. You know alot more about the Bible now.

  3. There are Nintendo games and Journey CDs strewn all over the place.

  4. There's hair gel on the furniture.

  5. You've fallen asleep (Kevin has just explained some long, meaningless thing to you)

  6. You start to annoy people alot (Nick seems to have that effect on most people)

  7. Everything around you is in a mess except where Howie has been.

  8. There are nailpolish stains from when A.J. was trying out that new Revlon shade.

  9. Your TV is on the station that shows Roswell.

  10. There's dog piss on the carpet.


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