Brian: How about if we used this song that I wrote for Leighanne? It’s called, "I’ll be there for you always, Leighanne"
Kevin: No… that’s a bit… too… personal… to put… on an album… Brian. We should do a song where I actually get to sing at least half of the words by myself.
A.J.: How bout’ if we do a collaboration wit some mad rappers and we can bleep out all the cussin’?
Howie: I don’t think that’ll work A.J. What we should do is a song entirely in Spanish – which I could sing, seeing as I am the ‘Latin one’ in the group.
Nick: Hey what does this switch do? *turns it on and scrambles all the music of the last song they have just recorded, thus producing the music of Shining Star*.
Suddenly, a delivery boy appears from nowhere with a package – Kevin signs for it and the delivery boy leaves.
Kevin: Wonder… what… this… is
Brian: Leighanne probably airmailed Tyke for me, in case I got fed up of Nick
Nick: It’s those new Nintendo games I ordered!
A.J.: It’s the new Playboy issue!
Howie: Most likely, it’s my new shipment of hair straightening gel, so I can maintain my Jesus type look.
Brian opens the package and discovers that inside it is a cell phone, which immediately starts to ring.A.J. *screams hysterically*: Don’t answer it! It could be one of my ex’s!
Brian: It’s Leighanne! *he grabs the phone* Hi honey!
Caller: Meet me outside now if you want to see what the real world is *hangs up*.
Brian tells the others what the caller said, disappointed that it wasn’t Leighanne after all.Kevin: Let’s go – it could be one of our fans and we can’t let them down.
A.J *thinking to himself* : It was that girl I met last week and we….
Howie *thinking* : Isn’t that a show on MTV?
Brian *wondering* : Why has Leighanne called yet? I’m beginning to get worried… Oh god – help me!
Nick: I feel as if I’ve seen this somewhere before.
They all go outside to meet the mysterious caller and come face to face with a beautiful woman.Woman: Are you ready to leave the matrix?
Nick: Hey, that sounds like the name of a video game! Sure, I’ll go!
Kevin: Yes, I’ll go too, anywhere will be good as long as there isn’t another group called N’Sync trying to steal our fans, lyrics, creativity…. *trails off into his own world while plotting the demise of N’Sync*
Brian: Um… guys, shouldn’t we think about this first?
A.J. Hell no, we should go with this woman *looks slyly at woman*
They are all transported into another world – the real world and when the BSB regain their consciousness, they find that all their designer clothes have been replaced by old rags and their hair is gone.Howie: Well, this style will be easy to maintain!
A.J. : Nooo! My clothes! My jewelry! My hair! *falls to his knees and starts to cry* Why god ? Why? Did it have to be so soon?
Kevin: *sigh of relief* :Oh good, my eyebrows are still there.
Nick: My beautiful hair is gone! Noooooooooooooo! How will the teenies adore me now?
After reassuring them that their hair will come back when they go into the matrix, the woman subjects the BSB to several hours of intensive martial arts training and tells them that they are now ready to go back into the Matrix and kill all the agents who, mysteriously, resemble the members of N’Sync.Woman: But the most dangerous agent of all is the one who looks like Britney Spears.
Nick *in shock* : Britney Spears is a robot?
Woman: Yes, That’s why everything about her is so artificial. She must be destroyed at all costs. You will recognize her by her fake boobs, extensions and totally class-less sense of style.
The BSB are transported back to the Matrix. Before Howie even has time to make a wink, they are confronted by all five members of N’Sync.N’Sync *chanting like zombies* : We must protect our queen Britney, we must protect our queen Britney.
Kevin becomes enraged and charges at Lance, A.J goes for Joey, Howie takes on Chris while Brian approaches JC and Nick heads straight for Justin.
Kevin: You may only sing backup like I do, but I’m going to make sure you never utter a low note again! *Kevin summons up all the forces of the dark side and Lance is destroyed faster than A.J. can get a new tattoo*.
A.J. : So you think you’re superman huh? Well I’m going to get rid of you super-fast! *A.J. takes off all his jewelry and they transform into a lethal death ray which blasts Joey into oblivion*.
Howie: There can only be one member who constantly has hair problems – and that’s me! *Howie screams out an extremely high note which shatters Chris into pieces*.
Brian: You think you can sing better than me JD? *Brian sics Tyke on JC who is mauled to death in seconds*
Nick: I am way better lookin’ than you Justin Timberass. I can sing better, I’ve got much better hair and one more thing – my secret weapon! *Nick uses his secret weapon – the ghetto bootay – to completely demolish Justin*.
The BSB all come together and congratulate each other n a job well done. After joining hands, on the insistence of Brian, and whispering ‘Backstreet’, they are ready for their last challenge – Britney Spears.
They find Britney at a hairdresser’s, getting her extensions done. They all morph into one lethal fighting machine – the Backstreet Basher. But Britney is a bit more of a challenge than N’Sync. She calls upon her legions of young, pre-teen male and female fans to protect her because she cannot do anything for herself. As the battle wages on, BSB realizes that they will need help, so they call upon all their fans to help them beat up the Britney fans. And, since there are far more BSB fans who are much older and stronger than Britney’s fans, the Britney fans are soon no more. At last they have Britney cornered and with one mighty blow, Britney is history and there is silicone splattered everywhere. The boys return to the real world where they find that they still haven’t crushed all their enemies, but they are now stronger because they are in total control of the Matrix and most of it’s inhabitants. To show everyone that are here to stay and will soon free the rest of the world, they release a new CD called ‘Black and Blue’. In the album notes they wrote: