Could You Have A Ghetto Bootay?
You're dying to know if you have a ghetto bootay and you may very well be sitting down on your best asset! Unless you're Nick Carter himself or Jennifer Lopez, you probably don't have a ghetto bootay. But take this stupid quiz anyway and knock yourself out! (Note: this quiz is intended for girls mainly. I doubt that any boy would actually come to this site in the first place. But if you're a boy then welcome.)
1. What's the first thing you notice about a boy?
a) Them eyes
b) It's all about the lips for me
c) Da bootay of course - what kind of a question is that?
d) The hair is what does it for me.
2. When you go shopping for jeans, do you
a) Forget the jeans and get a skirt instead.
b) Try to find a jeans which is more flattering to your 'behind area'
c) Don't care which jeans you try on cause you know you make them all look good anyway.
d) You go to men section of the store to see boys try on their jeans
3. Do you...
a) Constantly have trouble finding clothes to wear?
b) Can't decide which pants makes your rear look better?
c) Put on the tightest, most butt-sticking pants you own?
d) Pull out whatever falls from the closet.
4. Ok you and your friends are in a mall and there's a group of boys not far from you all. Do you...
a) Whisper to your friends and you all laugh and giggle at the boys?
b) Come up with a plan to get them to notice you?
c) Walk right in front of them 'accidentally' drop something, pick it up and walk away, leaving them breathless and at your feet?
d) Try to get a good view of one of their bootays?
5. How does your butt measure up?
a) I can wind a 20 cm piece of string around it like twice or three times.
b) It's pretty decent sized.
c) I haven't seen the piece of string big enough to measure my butt.
d) Who cares? As long as my pants don't fall off I'm happy.
6. Do you like J.Lo? (If you are J.Lo. you may want to leave this question out to make the quiz fairer).
a) Not really. She can't sing and her only talent is her rear end.
b) She's ok. I'd prefer her to Britney any day.
c) She's my homegirl for life!
d) I like Nick's bootay.
7. Has anyone ever told you anything about your butt?
a) Um... well... my mom sometimes tell me to get off my lazy butt...
b) I've had a few people remark about it.
c) My butt has it's own e-mail address.
d) I'm the one who tells people (boys) about their butt.
8. Who do you prefer?
a) Brian
b) A.J.
c) Nick
d) Howie
9. Can you relate to the song 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mixalot?
a) Baby got who?
b) I can sing it if that's what you mean.
c) Girl, that's my anthem!
d) I sing it aloud when I see a somewhat 'bootylicious' boy pass by.