My Theories
These things are in no way true - at least I don't know for sure. They're just things that I sometimes think. Now you can laugh at me all you want but I really think these things are true.
Kevin looks like Snoop Dog. Apart from a few differences, their features are similar! They are!
Usher reminds me on an Nstinker that I once knew - Justin Timberass. No offense, Usher!
I think that Mandy Moore has a 'crush' on Nick. Who's with me on this one?
Nstink was put on this earth to irritate the life out of me.
TRL is a setup. This is not a theory. It's a known fact.
Carson prefers Nstink to BSB. *Beats up Carson*
John Norris genuinely likes BSB. Ever notice how he's always smiling when he does a report about them or the fact that he actually does most of the BSB stories? (Way to go John! Woo-hoo!)
Kurt Loder loathes bands like BSB.
Janet Jackson doesn't really like Carson. I dunno if this is just me but I can just see it whenever she's on TRL and there was this one time when she was talking to him about Nutty Professor and he said something and... shit... I can't remember what it was but that was when I realised that she doesn't like him much.
The VMAs are rigged.
Nick wants to be ghetto fabulous hence the pierced ears. What do I mean by this? I have no idea.
Christina Aguilera is as fake as they come. Not fake like Britney fake but a different fake. Again, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Forgive me if I'm talking utter shit but if you agree with me and understand where I'm soming from, congrats, we're on the same wavelenght or brainwave or something...
People who diss BSB are just jealous! *sticks tongue out at them* :p
Howie sometimes feels unloved. Don't Howie! I love you!
The people who came up with the idea for 'Pop Stars' and 'Making The Band' had nothing better to do with their time.
Those girls from 'Pop Stars' really can't sing one shit!
Neither can Willa Ford.
There was some conspiracy that contributed to the fact that 'No Strings Attached' and the other Nstink album outsold BSB's albums. It has to be - I'm sure there's this website that brainwashes people into buying their albums. (*whispering* I think I found out the name of the site - it's the Official Nstink site!). I mean, can't people recognise low-quality music when they hear it?
MTV in general doesn not like BSB. When the video for 'More Than That' first came out, they almost never played it while VH1 faithfully played it every morning around the same time (which, incidentally was around the time just before I leave for school!)
I think that boys prefer BSB than Nstink. I know one of the DJs on a radio station here sure does. (Big up to mah radio station!)
Cookie Monster doesn't really eat the cookies - he just crunches them up and throws the crumbs out of his mouth. I only realised this a couple of months ago and was traumatized by it. I mean, all those years of watching Sesame Street and I thought he was eating the damn cookies.