Let me tell you the story bout the fall that changed my destiny.
Me and my girls went out just to check out the club scenes.
Was dancing with this hot guy and he just stared at me.
Then I tripped
And I fell and almost broke my hip...
... on the floor.
I shouldn't have worn those shoes.
The heels were too high for me.
But they were the only ones that matched my dress so I thought:
CHORUS
Oh my God how embarrassing!
To fall down like this when you're dancing!
I can tell that everyone's staring at me!
Say again can I just drop down dead right here?
Because I have got a very sore rear!
Now two minutes gone, nothing's been won,
I can't take it back, what's done is done.
One of my heels was almost broken.
And I have searched my mind and this is what I fiiiind:
I'm NEVER gonna wear heels agaaaaaaaain!!!!!!
Repeat CHORUS