Don't Want You Back


So I was on Wikipedia the other day, getting my daily dose of Backstreet Boys trivia. By curiosity I looked up Nstink (gleefully noting that their article size was about a third of BSB's). But then I ran into this little item.

According to Jive Records, *NSYNC has signed a contract guaranteeing a minimum of five albums. So far they have delivered only two (No Strings Attached and Celebrity), so this means there should be at least three more albums on the way, though there is no specific deadline on when they must be delivered. Lance Bass once stated that it may be a year from now, it may be five years from now, but the group will definitely do another album. "We will never be done," he claimed.

WHAT?!!?!?!?! I had been so relieved that all of BSB's rival boy bands were as good as dead and now Nstink has to come out and say that they're signed up to do THREE more albums?? We don't want Nstink back, now, do we, everybody? I think I speak for the Backstreet Boys in this spoof of "Don't Want You Back."


Don't Want You Back
(from the perspective of BSB)

You hit us faster
Than a shark attack
You saw our picture
On the Backstreet's Back, alright!
We know you're
Nothin' but a pretty face.
But that you won awards
We're still amazed.

But we should have known that you would need
To copy all of our originality.
And since you're done and over with

Chorus:
Don't want you back
'Cause you're too fake for us, we know
That's all we can say
Don't want you back
Forgive our honesty, but you gotta go
We ... we don't want you back!

Lou tried to make you guys
a hit boy band
We couldn't believe that you
Usurped so many fans
You sang "hit" songs
That made us want to retch
You're more frustrating
Than an Etch-a-Sketch.

(Repeat chorus)

Jeez, man, don't bother
Recording some "comeback" CD,
It's true we're sick of hearing Justin's whiny leads.

Don't want you back, that's all we know
All we can say
Don't want you back
You know you gotta go

(Repeat chorus)



(EDIT: I wrote this bit back in 2007 and I am glad to report that since then, Lance Bass has confirmed that they are "officially broken up." HAHAHAHA ... suckas!)

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