Diseases
If you know any one displaying any of these symptoms, rush them to the nearest hospital immediately as prolonged exposure to these diseases can lead to countless amounts of riches and fame.
Kevitis
- Speech impediment, causing the victim to speak very slowly, sometimes staring off into space for minutes at a time when asked a question.
- Sudden growth spurt of eyebrows which will not be easily trimmed. Hair may also start to grow very long
- Some patients also complain of developing a very deep voice and may also have sudden outbursts in which they offend N’Sync
Other notes: Kevitis is not very contagious as it is spread very slowly and could take 2-3 weeks before any symptoms start to show.
Ajphibia
- Patient may feel inclined to shave his / her head as well as paint their nails with dark nail polish.
- Personality changes are frequent and patient can revert to talking with an English accent at times.
- Eyes will become sensitive so sunglasses will have to be worn at all times, even indoors in the dark.
Other notes: Ajphibia is very hard to get rid of and sometimes 2 doses of the B. Littrell vaccine is needed to remove all traces of it
Briolera
- Causes the patient to become deeply religious.
- Patient will develop an unexplained liking for Chihuahuas and well-endowed blondes
- On seeing any sort of TV camera, patient will feel an unexplainable urge to go up to it and make weird faces into it
Other notes: Most people don’t complain when they have Briolera and it does not have any harmful, long-term side-effects. For patients who do want to seek treatment from this disease however, it is recommended that they take half a dose of the H.D. vaccine followed by a full dose of the Gene tablet
‘Sweet D’ fever
- Causes uncontrollable winking of the patient’s eye
- Patients find themselves always giving out peace signs to everyone.
- Constant hair problems. One week, hair will be very straight (similar to a symptom of Kevitis) and the next, hair will become curly.
- Patients become very pleasant and friendly.
While this disease may not seem as unfortunate as the others, it is very dangerous as excessive eye-winking can cause your eyes to fall out. Patients are advised to seek professional help immediately.
Nickaria
- Eye strain may develop as a result of playing too many video games.
- Patient may become very hyper and clumsy, tripping over his own feet at times.
- If singing, patient will be unable to control his hands or body movements.
- Patient’s rear end may grow to an unusually large size.
Other notes: Nickaria can also cause patient to be unable to retain any information such as simple vocabulary and pronunciation.