The Crazy Fan Oath

If you consider yourself to be a crazy fan or would like to become one, print this pledge out, make some copies of it and stick them everywhere – in your notebooks, on your wall – anywhere where you can see it on a daily basis. Recite it every day and I assure you that you will soon become a ‘crazy fan’.

I solemnly swear on my Millennium CD that I (insert your name here) will, from this moment on, dedicate my life to being absolutely crazy about the Backstreet Boys. I will buy all their albums, the day that they are released, I will buy as much of their memorabilia as I can possibly afford (or as much as my parents can afford). My wall will be invisible, as it will be covered in every single BSB poster ever made.

I will look out for every single one of their TV appearances and concerts and will watch every single one, even if I have seen it more than 20 times or have it on tape. I will visit their official fanclub religiously every day for any news.

I will never ever buy another CD by any other male pop group *. I will always defend the BSB against any allegations that any of them are gay. I will send an e-mail to (insert the name of your favourite BSB here) every day because I know that the only reason he never replies is because he’s too busy.

Last of all, I will always vote for any video they have on TRL or any other countdown, at least 10 times a day, every day to ensure that they always remain at number 1.

*not their real name